Holy Exposition, Batman!
Jan 21, 2006 · 1 minute read
CD:USA
Jan 21, 2006 · 1 minute readWell, I’ll bet it doesn’t have one of their presenters licking Cliff Richard inbetween acts, does it?
EDIT: Also, after watching Late Review last night (an almost all-NME edition!), I get the feeling that the Arctic Monkeys are going to be this year's Kaiser Chiefs for me. Admittedly, this group doesn't want me to rip out my eardrums, but I don't see "OH MY GOD BEST THING IN THE WORLD EVER EVER EVER *explodes*" either…ITN: Paedophila with Added Xenophobia!
Jan 19, 2006 · 1 minute readITN has morphed into the Brasseye Special. But I was particularly impressed when they pointed out that there’s 5,000 foreign teachers in the UK, and we only have the word of their countries that they’re not child molesters. Goodness knows what they’ll do when they work out that the age of consent in Canada is 14…
What you gonna do-ooo?
Jan 18, 2006 · 1 minute readDear customerYEAH! YEAH!
Today Megastore.se has shipped the following products:
KING027CD JOHNNY BOY JOHNNY BOY CD 1
SysAdmin 1, Cisco 837 0
Jan 17, 2006 · 1 minute readI win this round, hated piece of hardware.
And guess what I found waiting for me when I got home?
DEATH TO CISCO.
Jan 16, 2006 · 1 minute readSeriously, if anybody knows the correct configuration for a Cisco 837 through a Demon ADSL connection, I’d be much obliged. It’s either that, or I take a chainsaw to the routers tomorrow.
But! In happier news! Nice of David Cameron to come over to our side too. It's insane that the Government refuses to even talk about how much this is going to cost us. A rhino transport! God bless people who, on first getting a new Apple, decide to perform an autopsy, rather than, well, actually use it…Animal Crossing: January 15th
Jan 15, 2006 · 2 minute readIt’s been a weird few days since I last wrote. Drake invited himself over to my house last Friday. I think his eyes were a little blinded by the shiny robofloor I had installed earlier in the week.
Drake was more interested in suggesting that Pattie and Maelle should make out rather than any constructive advice about my house. I did find out that Alli is leaving because she broke up with Curly, though. I can see why that couple failed; she's an alligator, and he's a pig. It was always going to end in tears, or bacon. I'm not entirely sure whether Margie was coming on to me when she said that one of her fantasies was to have me jump from a diving board into a giant baked alaska. Sometimes the inhabitants of this town frighten me. I had my second visitor yesterday! Bik, from KKKanada. She came over to Nustram, met a few of the inhabitants, took some oranges, and then invited me back to her town! She has some ducks that she's trying to hound out of town. I met one of them, Dermet, and I can see why. He's a bit of a know-it-all. I had a look around, nought a few things from her shop, looked at one of my constellations which made the jump across towns, then sauntered back off to Nustram for bed, leaving thank-you letters in my wake. I have a new housemate! She calls herself Bonnie, and she's already paid 3,000 bells towards the mortgage. She's got funny hair, but then I've been walking around with a moustache and monocle all day…This Week's Most Played
Jan 15, 2006 · 1 minute readBecause I’m shamelessly stealing from Simon again, and also because I liked playing around with AppleScript so iTunes generates the list by one click of a button:
- Saturday Looks Good To Me – Girl Of Mine
- Stars – one more night
- The Go! Team – Bottle Rocket (Single Version)
- Stars – the first five times
- Placebo – Every You Every Me
- Girls Aloud – Biology
- Johnny Boy – Fifteen Minutes
- Johnny Boy – Livin' In The City
- Lucky Soul – Lips Are Unhappy
- Sleater-Kinney – Jumpers
No, Seriously.
Jan 15, 2006 · 1 minute read300 Million Down The Drain
Jan 12, 2006 · 1 minute readFluxblog has one of the tracks from the Johnny Boy album up. Go Go Go!