Animal Crossing: January 15th

It’s been a weird few days since I last wrote. Drake invited himself over to my house last Friday. I think his eyes were a little blinded by the shiny robofloor I had installed earlier in the week.

Drake was more interested in suggesting that Pattie and Maelle should make out rather than any constructive advice about my house. I did find out that Alli is leaving because she broke up with Curly, though. I can see why that couple failed; she's an alligator, and he's a pig. It was always going to end in tears, or bacon.

I'm not entirely sure whether Margie was coming on to me when she said that one of her fantasies was to have me jump from a diving board into a giant baked alaska. Sometimes the inhabitants of this town frighten me.

I had my second visitor yesterday! Bik, from KKKanada. She came over to Nustram, met a few of the inhabitants, took some oranges, and then invited me back to her town! She has some ducks that she's trying to hound out of town. I met one of them, Dermet, and I can see why. He's a bit of a know-it-all. I had a look around, nought a few things from her shop, looked at one of my constellations which made the jump across towns, then sauntered back off to Nustram for bed, leaving thank-you letters in my wake.

I have a new housemate! She calls herself Bonnie, and she's already paid 3,000 bells towards the mortgage. She's got funny hair, but then I've been walking around with a moustache and monocle all day…

currently playing: Girls Aloud – Long Hot Summer