"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

The Office of Homeland Security. Making Americans a laughing stock all over the world. Eh, hang on a second —

Sources say the kinds of activity they would consider suspicious include people taking pictures at bridges and subway entrances, and people sitting on train platforms who appear to be monitoring the timing of arrivals and departures.

Um, don’t mind me, I’m just going to find a safe place to hide…

currently playing: The Clash - Lost In The Supermarket