Oh. The Hilarity.

Feb 13, 2006 · 1 minute read

Q But you've got like a -- you've got a situation room here. You've got people who monitor stuff. It's impossible to find out -- I mean, the vice president knew immediately, "Oh, no! I've shot somebody accidentally," and it takes 24 hours --

Also, if Labour keep up their insane plans to saddle this country with a pointless identity card system, I'm voting Tory at the next election (only, and only if they make it an electoral promise to dismantle it if the Lords can't stop them). I'll feel like scum, but it has to be done.