Does T4 hold incriminating photographs on Simon Popworld? I had the misfortune to switch on the TV to The Morning After Show this afternoon (yes, even the title's a mistake), and he had this "please, will somebody shoot me, and put an end to this unbearable pain?" look in his eyes. But still, the little spat between him and The World's Smuggest Pop Star was quite amusing (Mr. Daniel Beddingfield, who seemed to think that he could say 'I'm a bachelor' to explain why he has a toilet in his bedroom. Daniel, I think, even with the ways that record companies avoid paying you money, that you could probably afford a separate bathroom…). I apologise for the lack of updates this week. I have a few ideas for next week, and I'll try and get the avatar code fixed as well. Plus the usual bobbins and stealing other people's material. And then I got off the bus…aaaah!