We Control The Wibbly Dial On The Left

February, then. A new month, and hopefully a return to normal service. Unless I get called out to Austria in the next few weeks. Leap year as well, so that’s another day to fill with nonsense and gibberish. I think I’m up to it.

MAN 1: That’ll be £1,250 for the car, then. You can’t say fairer than that.

MAN 2: Surely I can.

MAN 1: No, I don’t think you can.

MAN 2: Really?

MAN 1: Really.

MAN 2: “Fairer than that.”

MAN 1: It’s a fair cop. Shall I take £150 off?

MAN 2: That would be splendid, thank you.