"We have received your loan application"

“We do wonder, however, why a college student needs this amount of money…”

Quite simple. You see, there’s this:

Now, there’s seven seasons to get, and the retail price of each set is about $90. Which adds up to a rather large $630. Excluding sales tax, obviously.

“Obviously. Just one question.”

Yes?

“ARE YOU INSANE?”

That depends. Do you think it strange that I want this, despite that a) I don’t really like greatest hits collections, and b) that I already have most of the songs on discs 1 and 2?

“—”BLAAAMM!

Will this harm my chances of a successful application?