Well, it wouldn't be Chapel Hill without Gary telling us that we're all going to hell. Highlights from today:

• Muslims should be rounded up and kicked out of the country.
• Girls who wear jeans are loose women, and probably lesbians.
• The English brought drugs to America via The Beatles (two students from Manchester turned up, and this was Gary's response).
• Gay people have demons within them.
• Gary's helpful demonstrative actions about various sex acts

I shook his hand afterwards and promised him that if he ever came to Britain, I'd show him Canal Street in Manchester. Because I'm rather evil…