This week brought news that archaeologists in the battleground state of Oregon had discovered the remains of cave-dwellers thought to be 14,300 years old - which would mean they died just in time to miss the start of the battle for the 2008 Democratic nomination.

It's Kentucky and Oregon! YEAAAAHHHH!!!

(Seriously, it's been over for a month now. Hopefully, the Edwards and Byrd endorsements, plus the rolling addition of superdelegates to Obama's total, means that we might get an ending this week. I know, I'm asking for too much. As usual.)