To say that we’ve now heard JCB Song, and despite the fact that it’s so twee that even Belle & Sebastian and Heavenly regularly beat it up for its lunch money, you can’t help smile (the appearance of Optimus Prime in the video helps, of course). We wholeheartedly support buying a bootload of copies (known in the trade as “doing a Louis Walsh”, natch) to deny Westlife a 14th number one.

Also, Girls Aloud's cover of Merry Xmas Everybody is one of the most woeful things I've ever heard…