No, really. Surely, if you have a moral objection to contraception, the life of a pharmacist is not for you?

Yay for John Ashcroft leaving! Statues all over the country are breathing a sigh of relief. Also I hear he's got a promising recording career ahead of him.

(Also, the work of his replacement. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss)

Also! 21-23% of self-identified gay people have some explaining to do. I can’t wrap my head around this…

Finally! FOUR MORE YEARS!