A Serious Moment

It has been brought to this website’s attention that America currently suffers from a lack of blackcurrant. This horrible state of affairs even appears to extend to their dictionaries, which currently refuse to consider the word’s existence. It is our opinion that many of America’s problems stem from the lack of this wholesome fruity drink, and, in these upcoming times of joy and good tidings, we’d like you to spend a moment of your time to think about the 260 million people who, every day, have to live without blackcurrant.

Please, help us to help them. Adopt an American today.