Things Learnt From The Family Visit
Apr 17, 2016 · 2 minute readPicnic has good BBQ but the real draw is their apple crumble - the best I’ve tasted on this side of the Atlantic.
Waking up on the airbed facing a wall and taking 30 seconds to realize that no, I’m not at home in Bicester.
That my new rug has more square footage than the bedroom I spent three decades sleeping in.
Blue Bloods is a terrible TV show.
But Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders is so jingoistic and offensive that I think that it’s secretly staffed by a cabal of Russia Today writers.
I’m getting better at this pizza thing. One of them was almost round. I forgot to put cheese on it, but it was round…
Concrete cakes are great.
My sister’s Funko problem will soon require a 12-step programme.
Don’t forget that Dad doesn’t like working with water.
I have undone all my exercise to reduce the Christmas weight-gain in one week. Good job!
It is easy to forget that Durham has a load of great things going on.
While the psoriasis continues to spread, my liver is fine. So there’s that.
Nzinga’s is probably the best brunch ‘secret’ in Durham right now.
I can no longer use ‘mid-thirties’.
Going to Saltbox at 1pm on a Saturday is a recipe for sold-out sadness. Sorry, Mum!
I need to get googly eyes for Bob.
Everything is so quiet now.
I had 1000 teabags this morning. Now I have 999. THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS.