It's A Mystery

There was a letter waiting for me when I got home this evening. Hand-written envelope, and posted in London. Rather intriguing. I open it, thinking that possible it’s from Rachel, my friend from Chapel Hill whom I’ve never actually met who is spending a semester in Britain at the moment.

This is what the letter said (in COMIC SANS, GRR):

KATE WINSLET

Thank you very much for your letter - I apologise for any delay in responding to you. As I'm sure you can appreciate, Kate is extremely busy and it is often difficult to reply to each request individually.

However, Kate has read your letter and I hope that you will be pleased with the enclosed signed photograph sent with her best wishes
Kind regards

Janine Gray
Assistant to Kate Winslet

Now, that would be fine…if I had ever written to Kate Winslet.

*scared*

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