Things I Learnt In Florida

• We passed the Bush/Cheney motorcade. Two hours later, mum became very ill. Coincidence? I think not.
• The Orlando Wal-Marts are dimly lit and almost entirely populated by rude British people.
• The iPod is a wondrous thing to behold.
• Chocolate Fudge PopTarts are the Breakfast of Champions
• More girls should wear Say Anything and Invader Zim t-shirts.
• You can stay a week in Orlando and not visit the downtown area.
• Lego makes Advent calendars.
• Planet Hollywood censors music videos.
• Just how The Sure Thing ends.
• Americans don't understand the concept of queuing, going as far as cutting across grass verges on the I-4 to get to another road.
• A visitor's flea market is not the same as the real thing.
• Alligators will follow you when you're not looking.
• Diving underwater is not good for your nose, especially when you're in the 3ft end.
• Even teddy bears look fierce when dressed in leather and sitting atop a Harley-Davidson…