The Not-Quite-So-Elite Republican Guard

Yes, Bill Hicks quotes may now be considered passé, but who cares when they’re so apt. Unless of course it’s all a trap to lure the Allies into Baghdad and then launch a counter-attack, but I’m sure Donald’s thought of that.

And you can watch in real time. Admittedly, the camera seems to be more concerned with Baghdad's early morning traffic patterns at the moment, but I'm sure that'll change in the next few hours (or days, depending on whether the Americans stop advancing).

currently playing: Teenage Fanclub - I Need Direction