2007-11-13
Reasons why Tangled Up hasn't leaked yet, despite it coming out on Friday in Ireland:
- Who knew that OiNK really was that important?
- Pirate groups still annoyed about the lame cover.
- Rachel Stevens has hijacked the shipment from the distributors and won't let them go until her and Lily Allen are allowed to compete in a fight to the death to decide who will be the next Doctor Who assistant.
- Xenomania has incrimating photographs on every journalist in the nation. I'm hearing something about Alexis Petridis, a bottle of vimto and a gerbil...