So, it's time to consult the notes for a quick précis, considering my blogging schedule quickly disappeared in a haze of vokda and duelling pianos. To sum up:

• Cute waitresses winking at you and giving you an incredibly strong drink — teh awesome.
• Travis and I talked about Transformers and computer games. Not a lot has changed.
• Duelling piano bars must be destroyed with hammers. And napalm.
• I was so right about the Coyote Ugly bar.
• Buying The Shock Doctrine in the dark heart of the American Dream seemed entirely appropriate.
• Fish costs more than meat in the desert because you have to ship it in…but don't you have to ship meat in too?
• The Cheesecake Factory: Skip breakfast. And any other meals you were planning.
• Ow, the blisters.
• Having an open tab behind the bar makes being 900ft up in the air so much easier to take.
• We have a consensus that the Democrats should field Hilary/Obama, because if they're going to go down in flames, they might as well try and get the South's heads to explode.
• I missed the South.
• Which I never thought I'd say.
• Vegas at night is still out-of-this-world.
• But staying too long will turn you into a Communist. Not a good idea in a Right To Work state.
• Plan to stay a while in McCarran Airport. Like Raleigh/Durham, they haven't adapted well to the post-9/11 world.
• Apple are liars when it comes to wireless keyboards.

That will do for now, but there'll be something else at the weekend. In the meantime, enjoy the pictures!