I had had a few drinks when I heard the recipe, so I'm assured that the eggs are indeed scrambled (and definitely not raw!), plus I forgot the cheese grits, and made a mistake concerning the pancakes; they're blueberry pancakes covered with jam mixed berry coulis. Not blueberry syrup.

Obviously, I need to find one of these.

I must confess that I'm still not convinced, but then my sister would point out she can't eat pancakes around me as I've put her off so much…