Today, I hate Microsoft. But love Linux geeks for creating a boot CD that can reset Windows 2000 Administrator accounts.

For others: Tom, I think the Google addition shouldn't be too hard. I'll try and add it at the weekend, where I also phone Phil, finally reply to Richard in the latest instalment in the current email debate of "Mrs Thatcher: Anti-Christ or just plain Evil?, continue writing Ian's Great Doomed Graphic Novel Idea of 2006 (Reborn Because of Having Money Again).

I don't expect to actually do it all…