Given news reports today have stated that Abu Hamza was convicted partly for owning "an encyclopaedia of terror", I think we need to know:

• Just where can you get hold of an Encyclopaedia of Terror? Is it a Time-Life deal complete with a carriage clock? (pause for everybody to make Captain Hook jokes)
• Did Hamza get the whole set, or does he just have the volume DA-LEK?
• Is it peer-reviewed?
• Can anybody be convicted of owning Google Earth if the CPS decides to make a case of it?

I also think we need to deposit a huge Lego "I ♥ Denmark" sign outside their embassy. Just because it seems a bit much at the moment…