Well, I'll bet it doesn't have one of their presenters licking Cliff Richard inbetween acts, does it?

EDIT: Also, after watching Late Review last night (an almost all-NME edition!), I get the feeling that the Arctic Monkeys are going to be this year's Kaiser Chiefs for me. Admittedly, this group doesn't want me to rip out my eardrums, but I don't see "OH MY GOD BEST THING IN THE WORLD EVER EVER EVER *explodes*" either…