Post-holiday blog malaise, I'm afraid. I could write about how, even after corrupting Simon Popworld and turning him to a life of mobile-phone theft, Lady Sovereign's "Save The Hoodie" campaign is stalling somewhere in the Top 60 this week. Or perhaps about the Xbox 360, which apparently comes with a power supply the size of a bungalow and yet another version of FIFA to show off those NEXT-GEN! graphics abilities.

Or maybe about how, just like The Arcade Fire before them, I just don't get the appeal of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! I could mention how much I've enjoyed watching the first four episodes of Veronica Mars, and how different it is to watch a TV show via a box set rather than, say, broadcasts.

Instead, I'll leave you with a Soviet map of Manchester, and be on my way, I think.