"Will a contraceptive jab promote promiscuity?"

Note to the editors: this is not the 1960s. And just why is ITN's ITV coverage slowly but surely morphing into the Daily Mail?

Remember, it's not a scandal until someone tries to break into a building.

The oddest thing about next week's release of Sally Cinnamon? Surely £7.99 is a bit steep, considering you can pick up a Stone Roses best of for about half that price in almost any of the floating HMV sales.

Yes, it's a bits and pieces week, I'm afraid.