Yesterday most disturbing sight: was it the scantily-clad CGI women turning into a giant chicken to entice Gonzo, or the female Blue Peter presenters dressing up in Japanase fetish outfits?

In other news, can we call on the USA to refund the taxpayers of the UK? I mean, come on, if you don't want the rations, you could at least send them back rather than burning them.

Rachel Stevens's new album first impressions: I really don't see what everybody's jumping up and down about. On the first listen, it's not as good as Anniemal. Although it will annoy purist Cure fans, and annoying purists is always fun.