2005-08-03
Resurrecting a feature I used to do while I was living here. For my sins, I tasted Pepsi Blue, Mountain Dew: Code Red, and others, reporting whether we should be jealous that they're not available in Britain (in the main: no). So, today: Coca-Cola Zero!
The story goes that back when Coca-Cola was developing Diet Coke, their first idea was to simply replace the sugar with NutraSweet. However, the results of this proved to be quite disappointing, so they came up with a different flavour, which is why Diet Coke doesn't taste the same as Coke. A couple of years later, they tried to do it again; this time though, they had looked at the success of Diet Coke, and thought: "hey, why don't we add sugar back?" Thus, New Coke was born. And fairly quickly shoved into a Moses basket and sent out to sea, but that's another story. Coca-Cola Zero goes back to the original idea, perhaps due to advances in technology since the early 1980s; it's Coca-Coca, but just as healthy as a Diet Coke. The taste is…slightly underwhelming, as it lacks the suagr rush of normal Coke, and feels bland in comparison to Diet Coke. So there you go…
In other news, I can also recommend that you avoid watermelon milkshakes, as they are perhaps one of the most disgusting drinks to grace this planet. Other things we learnt last night while driving around Durham: don't discuss irons around Mandy, cars that disappear and reappear on dark country roads are quite unsettling, Ian should speak up during the milkshake collection phase of the drive-through, it's harder to give bite marks whilst wearing braces, the toiletry habits of certain Scottish people leave something to desired, and caramel fudge really doesn't taste the same as chocolate cherry. Considering that was all packed in to three hours late last night, I think it was a fairly successful day!
(Also, the new Apple mouse is sooooo good. I had to pull myself away)\