I know exactly what you're thinking.

"Ian! What happened if a group of people suddenly burst in, explained that they were desperate and needed you to fill in an hour of music RIGHT NOW?"

Well. Okay. First, I'd check to see if anybody was hiding in my wardrobe. Having established that I'm not in a bad episode of Frasier, I'd pull out Ian's Super Dancing Mix That Doesn't Have Come On Eileen On It For Fear Of People Slapping Him!:

1. ABC — Show Me
2. Gwen Stefani — What You Waiting For (Jacques Lu Cont mix)
3. Section 25 — I Can't Afford To Let You Go
4. The Flirtations — Nothing But A Heartache
5. Annie — Heartbeat
6. The Go! Team — Bottle Rocket
7. Foster Sylvers — Misdemeanour
8. Jackson 5 — I Want You Back (Readymade Mix)
9. The Art of Noise — Close (To The Edit)
10. Rachel Stevens — Some Girls
11. Saint Etienne — The Way I Fell For You
12. Modern English — I'll Melt With You
13. The Distractions — Time Goes By So Slow
14. Electronic — Getting Away With It

There. Now you know! Sleep well, citizens!