the world sucks. DAMMIT AMERICA, WHAT DOES THE GUY HAVE TO DO? DID YOU NOT SEE THE DEBATES? DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT ANYBODY COULD DO WORSE IN IRAQ? ?HOW DO YOU DRESS YOURSELF IN THE MORNING? NO, SERIOUSLY, HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELVES?

(friends and natives of Chapel HIll excluded from the above, naturally)