2004-10-26
- We passed the Bush/Cheney motorcade. Two hours later, mum became very ill. Coincidence? I think not.
- The Orlando Wal-Marts are dimly lit and almost entirely populated by rude British people.
- The iPod is a wondrous thing to behold.
- Chocolate Fudge PopTarts are the Breakfast of Champions
- More girls should wear Say Anything and Invader Zim t-shirts.
- You can stay a week in Orlando and not visit the downtown area.
- Lego makes Advent calendars.
- Planet Hollywood censors music videos.
- Just how The Sure Thing ends.
- Americans don't understand the concept of queuing, going as far as cutting across grass verges on the I-4 to get to another road.
- A visitor's flea market is not the same as the real thing.
- Alligators will follow you when you're not looking.
- Diving underwater is not good for your nose, especially when you're in the 3ft end.
- Even teddy bears look fierce when dressed in leather and sitting atop a Harley-Davidson…