• Ali G impersonations ceased to be funny in the UK three years ago.
• Thank you so much for throwing popcorn in my hair.
• Couldn't you have sat outside and talked? It would have saved you £6.20, and we might have been able to hear the film.
• There's a special place reserved in hell for people who use their mobile phones in cinemas. A special place.

Anyway, Hulk. A bit of a disappointment: not enough exciting action moments for it to be a good summer blockbuster, and the much-talked about depth is little more than a few repressed memory scenes and Nick Nolte's incoherent rantings during the rather dull final fifteen minutes. (Also, it may just have been that I've reread Animal Man again recently, but the continued animal experimentation scenes were a little unsettling) Everybody performs reasonably enough, and the scene transitions are quite innovative, but it feels dull and lifeless. Rent The Ice Storm or Crouching Tiger instead.

Laura: have a good time in Cuba! You do realise that this will put you on John Ashcroft's List? ;-)

Lisa: I've taped the first two episodes of Dawson's Creek for you. Hope you had a good holiday...