Walking into HMV and not recognising any of the bands that they're promoting is not a good sign. But! But! Mark and Lard should be back on Monday, so the re-education process shall begin shortly.

Double-decker buses! Closed shop fronts! Brief periods of sunshine followed by drizzling rain! Workmen tearing up the main street yet again, meaning that the only access to half the shops is via wooden ramps! But, hey, at least it's not Cambridge…