When I went out this afternoon, I had about five different ideas about what I was going to write here tonight. I can't remember any of them. Ho hum.

While I'm here, can somebody answer a question for me? While I believe Pete Townshend, it has raised a point that I've never understood: who on Earth uses easily traceable credit card details to gain access to child pornography? Surely the idea is to remain secret? Let's hope they never get clever...

I could have saved the team of L&O: SVU a lot of trouble: IT'S JOHN RITTER! OF COURSE HE DID IT!!!

Still can't remember what I wanted to talk about. Oh, I'm going to Myrtle Beach next weekend. In January. Brrr.