All the malls are covered with Christmas decorations, so it must be true. I'll be breaking out Fairytale of New York shortly. By the time I leave, the floor will understand that it is the greatest Christmas song of all time. Or they have smashed my speakers and taken a high-power electromagnet to my hard drives. I'm willing to undertake this sacrifice to educate America.

I have a great idea for a TV credits sequence. It's the inverse of the current trend of just have a ten/fifteen second stab of music and titles. We play The Who's Won't Get Fooled Again. For all nine minutes. Now, tell me that wouldn't be cool...

My CD-R drive seems to be broken. It was working fine on Sunday, but now refuses to write anything. Obviously, fixing Windows 2000 was just too much for it to handle.