I really don't know whether Rhonda would make a better Homecoming Queen than Berry. To be honest, I'm not sure what the criteria for being a Homecoming Queen actually are, either. Does it involve taxing mental feats and a swift command of the English language, or is it more about waving and looking pretty? Chapel Hill obviously needs to get a voter education programme started, otherwise we'll end up looking as silly as the residents of Palm Beach.

You may have missed the slight update of my Sleater-Kinney review. I now have a few photos available here. Take a look at Han's tour blog for more reviews and pictures from the One Beat tour. I may gush more tomorrow, depending on how well their performance on Conan O'Brien goes tonight...

The things I do for you people. Today, for the good of the British nation, I tasted Pepsi: Blue. I expect to be paid handsomely for this arduous task. It wouldn't be enough. A lovely burning chemical sensation, followed by an aftertaste that makes Hershey's seem like Cadbury's Dairy Milk. Consider yourselves warned.