Closed Since I Was Born

Zombie Mall!

currently playing: Low – Those Girls (Song For Nico)

But Come On! Dick Cheney Shot A Man In The Face!

Fox News to develop rival to The Daily Show. As you can imagine, it sounds like a complete trainwreck. In fact, you have to wonder whether the co-creator of 24 (which might also explain why I’ve never really got on with that show) has ever watched TDS:

“The way I look at it, almost every comedy show or satire show I see uses the same talking points against George W Bush and Dick Cheney. The other side hasn’t been skewered in a fair and balanced way,” he said.

It’s not a partisan show. It exists to mock. And it does, from the right, to the left, to the people that make human-flavoured tofu and truck drivers demanding their right to throw urine-filled cups out of their lorries. The Fox equivalent sounds like it’s just going to be a shrill copy that’ll spend most of its time calling Nancy Pelosi the Wicked Witch of The East.

currently playing: The Arcade Fire – Crown Of Love

And They Have Guns. Remember?

I think what Torchwood really needs is somebody on the scripting team whose only job is to State The Obvious. “Why don’t they just, well, shoot them? Aren’t they supposed to be a ruthless, secret organisation?” “What’s up with the big TORCHWOOD logos on the car anyway?” “Why not send in the INVINCIBLE character?”

Just a thought.

Secondly, The Au Pairs are terrific. You probably already know that, but I think it bears repeating.

currently playing: The Au Pairs — Sex Without Stress

The GOP: The Gift That Keeps Giving

"I want to say this about my state: When Strom Thurmond ran for president, we voted for him. We're proud of it. And if the rest of the country had followed our lead, we wouldn't have had all these problems over all these years, either."

Trent Lott: new Republican Minority Whip!

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It's A Nintendo Christmas!

I Read The Article In Forbes.

Almost time to break out Die Hard for Christmas again!

currently playing: The Art of Noise – Close (To The Edit)

The Greatest Picture On The Internet So Far

RoboPocoyo

currently playing: Manic Street Preachers – Everything Must Go

Happy Birthday Laura!

Many flamingo returns! :D

currently playing: Jack Arel/Pierre Dutour (France) – Tracking

The Little Light That Could

Haunted House!

Oh, Torchwoodpaws.

So I watched Cyberwoman last night. When they said it was going to be an adult show, although I wasn’t expecting, say The West Wing or The Wire, but I was hoping for something on the level of CSI or Law & Order.

What we’ve got is Doctor Who: Three Packets of Crisps And A Pint Of Lager Edition.

currently playing: The Long Blondes – Only Lovers Left Alive