TONY BLAIR, WHERE ARE YOU?
Mar 10, 2005 · 1 minute readHe’s in the House. He’s voting. But he won’t enter the chamber. Which seems a little gutless, to be frank.
He’s in the House. He’s voting. But he won’t enter the chamber. Which seems a little gutless, to be frank.
Wow. This is an impressive article indeed. It starts off badly (‘The 80s comeback is upon us! Oh, it’s been around since 1998’ bit in paragraphs two and three is particularly spectacular), and heads downhill fast as DeRogatis lists his Top Eight reasons why the 1980s sucked. Perhaps, in the spirit of things, we’ll take things in order:
They may be a undemocratic, anachronistic sort, but sometimes, you just can’t help having fuzzy feelings towards the House of Lords.
Part of my pessimism about the chart last week stemmed from Radio 1’s constant tinkering with the Top 40 Chart Show. You would have thought that it would be quite easy: you start the show at 40, and the play all the songs until you get to 1. That’s not good enough for Radio 1, it seems, as they want it to be an all-round entertainment show. Gah. The latest version of this debuted yesterday, with new DJs JK and Joel (imagine Chris Moyles, but even less appealing. I know, I didn’t think it was possible either). I didn’t have the heart to subject myself to the show, but one William Swygart did, and he reports back in Stylus magazine. The short version: it was so bad, he’s terminating his two-year-old Top 40 column with immediate effect.
(by the way: Stereophonics at #1, Annie at #50. RAGE.) Lots of cute icons! Notepad Invaders! A blog that points to good free fonts on the web. DIY Lazer Tag. The Internet is a glorious thing sometimes.Part 1 of 12??? Somebody needs to upload that to a torrent server, and quickly…
I was in HMV yesterday, and I saw that Warners/R.E.M. have rereleased all their post-Document albums with an extra DVD. The DVD has a DVD-Audio mix of the album, lyrics (horror!), plus documentaries about the making of the record. How annoying is that? I imagine that most people who are going to be interested in that sort of thing are probably likely to be R.E.M. fans in the first place, so there’s a good chance that they already have all the albums. If they sold a separate DVD set with the documentaries on, that’d be fine (and if they do, let me know, because I can’t find it), but otherwise, it just smacks of Warners ripping fans off. Shock, eh?
(what's worse is that the DVDs themselves are a missed opportunity. Shouldn't they include the music videos for the singles from each album? Oh, but that'd cut into the sales of the video DVD, and we can't have that, can we?) In other news, it looks as if the new Annie single, Heartbeat is going to flop this week. It's #50 in the mid-week chart, which is depressing when you consider that you can sell about five hundred copies and get a Top 40 hit these days. I have a feeling that Anniemal is going to end up as one of the lost pop albums of this decade. I think the singles chart isn't long for this world, even with the merging with the download figures. Did you know that Moby and R.E.M. had singles out this week? Do they? Elvis' ghost stalks the chart, with embarrassingly low Top 5 sales every week, as the record company scrambles to outrun the public domain. Will EMI do the same when The Beatles' recordings become public property? The singles market is doomed. But what will replace it? Record companies make most of their money from albums, yes, but that's mainly for established acts. Where will the next generation of pop come from?I’m sure you’ll agree that it’s a good thing that children in Iraq are no longer taught from textbooks that proclaim Saddam is a great leader. Meanwhile, in that great state of Texas, a new health textbook has been approved for the eastern part of the state. Shall we look at some of the changes between the old edition and the new edition? Why, yes, let’s.
The sex hormones your body produces may make you interested in romantic relationships with others. Friendships and dating relationships help you prepare for adult relationships.Seems reasonable enough. But no! It needed to be corrected!
The sex hormones your body produces may make you interested in romantic relationships with the opposite sex. Friendships and dating relationships help you prepare for stable marital commitment.*bangs head on the table*. But wait, it gets worse:
If you discuss the issue of homosexuality in class, discuss it respectfully. Be aware that someone in your class may be homosexual or related to someone who is homosexual, or have a friend who is homosexual.
If you discuss the issue of homosexuality in class, be aware that Texas law rejects homosexual marriage. Students can therefore maintain that homosexuality and heterosexuality are not moral equivalents, without being charged with "hate speech".Aside from making me want to cover all of Texas with deadly VX gas (I know what you're thinking: "Glass or plastic?!" I hear you cry. Well, glass is probably more biodegradable), does the paragraph even make any sort of logical sense? Because Texas rejects gay marriage, you can say anything you like?
Surveys indicate that 3 to 10 percent of the population is gay. Opinions vary on why some people are straight, some are bisexual, and others are gay.The idea that as many as three people in a class of thirty could be gay was obviously too controversial for a Texan class, so it was replaced with:
No one knows for sure why homosexuals, lesbians and bisexuals as a group are more prone to self-destructive behaviors like depression, illegal drug use, and suicide.Well, if that's true (which I suspect isn't, to be honest), how about this for a stab in the dark: Because scum like you want to trample on their rights, harass them, assault them, and ideally, you'd like to see them wiped off the face of the planet? I know I'd certainly depressed if the ruling Government thought I was immoral and something to be stamped out. And, if you'll excuse me for stooping to clichéd comparisons, it reminds me too much of this question from a 1930s German textbook:
A modern bomber can carry 1,800 incendiaries. How long is the path along which it can distribute those bombs if it drops a bomb every second at a speed of 250 kilometres and hour? How far apart are the craters?Texas: You useless, cretinous morons.
Yes, the web server fell over AGAIN. Sigh. Does anybody know any of a reasonably priced webhost that offers a 100Mb package plus Perl/CGI suport? I think I’ll be moving as soon as I can afford it…
I guess it’s that time again, you know, the one where I speak out on an issue that’s currently raging in the blogosphere. Exciting stuff, I know.
The issue of the moment is, of course, the Google Toolbar, an application that sits in your web browser and provides a helpful interface to some of Google's facilities. The fuss is all about a button called "AutoLink", which, when you press it, changes un-hyperlinked addresses, Federal Express tracking numbers, and ISBNs into hyperlinks that to Google Maps, the FedEx tracking page, or Amazon, depending on what it finds. So, for example, if I was to write 531 Carmicahel, Chapel Hill, NC 27514 here, then pressing "AutoLink" would change the text to a link which would show exactly where that is. (Incidentally, if you're currently living in 531: I'm sorry for the junk mail that you get in my name. But I would like to point out that it wasn't me who signed you up for the NRA leaflets. Or the Elizabeth Dole updates. Oh, and I wish I could say how to make the room appear bigger. I don't think it can be done. Go next door and gaze in envy at 532, who is paying the same money as you, but appears to have a much bigger room! (It's actually only an inch wider, but it means you can get the bed against the window, which changes the whole appearance of the room)) Anyway, reaction on the web to this new feature has been slightly perplexing. You might have thought, as I did, "well, that's a cool trick," and promptly forgot about it. I think most people did, but there's a vocal group of people objecting to AutoLink. Their complaints range from wanting Google to open the APIs involved so third parties can add their own links and change where the current annotations go to (sensible, and Google has already added different options so you can go to MapQuest instead of Google Maps, for example), to a bunch of people screaming that Google has now become evil and that this is the end of the web as we know it. I really can't see the problem. Dave Winer's essay against the Toolbar goes all over the place, making incorrect statements about how it works (AutoLink-added links change the cursor when hovered over, thus they are different from normal links), and spending most of its time worrying about what AutoLink could do, instead of what it does. This seems to be a common theme amongst those argument against AutoLink; I've read tens of weblogs that all talk about how it automatically changes web pages, but it does no such thing. It sits, patiently, doing nothing until the user clicks on the button. Only then does it look out for items it can link, and if something is already linked, it does not change that like. So it's not going to rewrite your Amazon Associates Code and give Google all the money you were making from sales. There's also an argument that says that Google is violating the copyright of the web author when AutoLink is used. Tosh. It's no different from buying a book, underlining passages, and writing notes in the margin. Plus, copyright infringement is mainly concerned with redistribution, and that doesn't happen here - it's just a page on a user's computer, which she could change herself is she wanted to, or write a browser plug-in that did the same thing. Would that be unacceptable to the anti-AutoLink camp? Is Bloglines bad because it takes RSS feeds and republishes them without the author's consent (hey, I wasn't asked. I'm cool with it, though)? How do I feel about AutoLink? I think it's great. I love the idea of having an option to find more information about what I'm reading (it's similar to the BBC News Wiki idea, in a way, or the Accessible Odeon pages), and as a web author, I don't mind if people want to do things like this to my work. It improves their web experience, and I'm all for that.