You what? No, seriously, when did Norman Tebbit replicate himself?
Madonna to Status Quo is a BIG drop in quality…
There are times when you just want to shake your head and walk away with a sad face. Then there are other times when you feel that the best bet would be to napalm people. For example, when Ronan Keating thought it would be a good idea to cover Fairytale of New York.This is one of the latter times. I know, I know, keep an open mind and everything, but there’s no way this can be anything but embarrassing, really…
Before I left for America, I made a post about copy-protected CDs. While I was away, there was some rather big news on that front, in that for the past year, Sony has been shipping CDs that install a rootkit on Windows machines. And not just any rootkit, but one that cloaks itself and provides a mechanism for Sony to inject hidden code onto your computer. And, by an amazing coincidence, so can anybody else who discovers Sony’s method. There are now several viruses and trojans floating around the Internet that abuse this feature to infect computers afflicted with the Sony software. This means that your computer may, even now, be part of what’s called a ‘botnet’ and participating in computer attacks worldwide.After an initial response from Sony of “most users don’t know what a rootkit is, so why should they worry about it?”, they eventually offered a fix, possibly because of the large amount of negative press being generated worldwide. As far as I know, though, they still haven’t provided a list of all the CDs that have this ‘protection’ included. Amazingly, though, the fix doesn’t remove the rootkit, it only updates a few files, and removes the additional cloaking feature (or changes it, as Sony hasn’t released details of what their fix actually does). Oh, and as a bonus side-effect, it actually makes your computer even more susceptible to attack from outside. Hurrah for Sony! Today, though, things got even stranger. Because Sebastian Porst and Matti Nikki disassembled Sony’s code, discovering something rather curious: the rootkit contains code from the open source MP3 encoder LAME, in a possible violation of the program’s LGPL violation, and VideoLAN’s FairPlay’s circumvention code, in a clear violation of that program’s licence (GPL) (even more amusingly, that code’s sole purpose is to get around Apple’s iTunes protection, possibly opening the door for Apple to sue Sony under the DMCA in the USA). But how widespread is the infection? Well, happily, Sony provided a way of answering that potentially difficult question. Because, just to pile on misery, the rootkit also talks to Sony’s servers to display advertising banners while you enjoy the privilege of listening to music that you’ve bought. Dan Kaminsky, who has in the past managed to bend the DNS specification to do all sorts of amazing things, looked at a list of DNS nameservers to make a rough guess of how many computers were asking for the banners. This is Planet Sony. And finally, the company that supplied the software for Sony’s CDs is called First4Internet. It’s based somewhat close to home, in fact just up the road in Banbury. Perhaps now would be a time to recount some of the Computer Misuse Act of 1990:
3.—(1) A person is guilty of an offence if —So, do you think we should call the police?
(a) he does any act which causes an unauthorised modification of the contents of any computer; and
(b) at the time when he does the act he has the requisite intent and the requisite knowledge
(2) For the purposes of subsection (1)(b) above the requisite intent is an intent to cause a modification of the contents of any computer and by so doing—
(a) to impair the operation of any computer;
(b) to prevent or hinder access to any program or data held in any computer; or
© to impair the operation of any such program or the reliability of any such data.
(3) The intent need not be directed at—
(a) any particular computer;
(b) any particular program or data or a program or data of any particular kind; or
© any particular modification or a modification of any particular kind.
Looking around Amazon today, I found a copy of Ask for £9! A veritable bargain, I tell you. I also discovered that the Zenith book that I bought at Chapel Hill Comics is selling for £50 on Amazon Marketplace, and earlier this afternoon, somebody was selling a copy of Kill Your Boyfriend for £130 (I got it for $10 last week, and while it is a great comic, I felt a bit annoyed about having to pay that much for 60 pages of story).Other thought of the day: The Pipettes, The Revelations, Kicker, et al — is it wrong to find them quite charming? Midweek-o-vision: that’ll teach you to hold the chorus off until the third minute, won’t it, Girls?
A big hurrah to Cat and Pete for making my last night in Carrboro memorable (people might say that it’s not a good thing to be known by barstaff in a bar four thousand miles away from home, but fie on those people). Helped of course by the game of Taboo played with Collin, Naomi, and Laura, with the assistance of yet more alcohol (in fairness, Laura did say that they had to keep my reputation for drinking up, so I can not be held entirely responsible!).This time seemed quicker than all the other times I’ve been here, which is probably because it was only two-and-a-bit weeks rather than my usual stay, although that didn’t mean that I packed less, oh no. Laura showed us the interview that she did with her friend Liz today (well, yesterday now), about her hitchhiking and trainhopping adventures. At times, I think that’d be such a wonderful thing to try, at least once, but then I remember that I would end up being the only hobo in history with a trolley case and an iBook. Oh well. Anyway, I must say that I can’t recommend flying American on a Monday night, at least not from RDU to Gatwick. Instead of the usual 777, it’s a 767, which has considerably less legroom, and is slower to boot. It also didn’t help that we sat in the airport for an hour waiting for more fuel to be added. Grr. Still, I have a whole row to myself, so I guess I can’t complain too much. So that was Carrboro and Chapel Hill for 2005. As usual, filled with lovely and strange people. Let’s also hear it for tempeh!
I swear, my answer made perfect sense.I missed some of you tonight. If I said “Film. Nakatomi Plaza,” there’s at least four of you here that would need no additional prompting at all ;)