Hah! I may be mocked for having a MySpace profile, but, as well as the crazy people who offer me their bodies and their underwear if only I'll send money to a box in a London branch of Mailboxes, Etc., sometimes you get a nice surprise. Last week, it was Mandy from North Carolina (currently resident in Missouri), and this morning, an unexpected message from Helen, once of St. Gabriel's Hall (Helen with black hair, rather than Helen with blonde hair (if I heard from Helen with blonde hair, you would have heard about it sooner, believe me)). She's off to study to be an opera singer! Which sounds quite spectacular. Me? I fixed a printer today by sending an email: "Have you tried turning it off and on?" Tomorrow, I plan to tidy up some cables! I'm setting my aims high, like Matt.