The Apple Mac turned 21 yesterday! And to celebrate, a long-thought lost video copy of the 1984 unveiling has turned up! Continuing the 1984 theme, McSweeney's comes up with alternative titles for George Orwell's book. Let's have a Circle Line Party! The press release for the new New Order album, written by ex-Smash Hitsette Miranda Sawyer. Yes, I'm excited. The hotel that doesn't exist. Scientists spoil people's fun by pointing out that sci-fi films are unrealistic. And finally, after twelve years, USENET's Eternal September is finally over.