I don't understand. Are we living in a time where Renee and Renato's "Save Your Love" has been erased from history? Hoddle and Waddle's "Diamond Lights" is no longer with us? Was there a reality-wide cataclysmic event that involved altering the time-stream, leaving us with a new world that is bereft of Northern Uproar's back catalogue?
Come on, it's not even the worst Take That song (which is Do What U Like. Easily)!