(three comments in for me, then I. just. couldn't. take. any. more)
Best of 2003: Pirates of The Caribbean
"WHY IS THE RUM GONE?" — If there's a better piece of dialogue in film this year, then I be gladly walking the plank, arr. For 'tis a tale of treasure, fair maidens, chilling ghosts, buckling swash, and lashings of the rum. Here be Captain Jack Sparrow, the finest pirate that ever sailed upon the seven seas, arr. For a Christmas treat, avail yourself of a copy of this fine film, lest the Ghost Pirates hunt you down. ARRRR!